Pikachu's slut.

tyleroakley:

MANFLAKE.

(Source: ebuddies)

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hypeclothing:

What’s the problem officer @liamhype
It’s just a routine check

being brutally honest i thought i was alright looking until i came to tumblr

*cries with 75 cats*

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humortrain:

If Humans Crossed the Street Like Animals

(Source: togifs, via ienjoytheactionoflaughter)

How to braid your hair:

lucifersblog:

washingtub:

Wet hair

Comb through

Separate at the part

Draw a pentagram on the floor

Perform blood sacrifice

Offer up your soul to the devil

Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell

Summon Satan

Ask Satan to braid your hair

You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”

(via the-sloths-are-not-in-position)